I Will Never Sleep Again

There was the biggest effing cockroach in my bed this morning.

I got up to get some water and was sliding back into bed when BAM-- there's this giant black insect on my lovely white IKEA comforter.

I'm proud of my self for not freaking out (other than the loud "OH MY GOD"), but seriously....I can't sleep now. There's no way I force myself to get back in there without cleaning all the sheets. I have no idea where the little bastard's been and who knows how long he's been treking around in there.

(whimper)

I want to go sleep with Erin.