i think townie just asked me to dinner
the place: the front porch
the time: 11:30pm, sunday night
the circumstance: he got locked out of his place and needed to borrow a kitchen knife to break in, something he's "done often enough that's it's not a problem."
the conversation:
townie: hey, guess what i bought for $25?
me: no idea. what?
townie: a 100-piece china set. it's awesome, man. now all i need is a table and some sushi.
me: (makes face at the word "sushi")
townie: you don't like sushi?
me: never had it. i don't think i'd like it very much. (big mistake)
townie: what? no! i'll take you out and we'll get some. i'll even pay. if you don't like it then we'll get you something else...like teriyaki chicken.
me: uhh...i don't know when that would be possible, i'm pretty booked with school...
townie: oh, don't worry. i need to get the money first, so it'll be a while. but when i have enough i'll take you to get some.
someone please save me.
posted by Karen @ 11:37 PM
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2 Comments:
no, it's not cute. and yes, i've never had sushi.
i just don't want sushi with *him*. i feel as if you missed my earlier posts bemoaning the fact that there is a pot smoking slacker living behind the house. who is, as of friday, jobless and barred from hot corner for 5 years.
I don't care if he's a townie, it's free sushi! Take advantage.
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